i wish they were a real band *sighs*
i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”
tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows
If I was a female, this post would just be the best.
I can’t breathe
I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha
I still can’t get over this.
So accurate its unbelievable
I will reblog this every time I have my period
What if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated