how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
sooooo i got a new sweater that i’m going to wear whenever i go to a new persons house to make things a bit easier
this is probably the most accurate descriptor of me in my wardrobe
You are so precious to me
gimme this shirt
There are a bunch of human shaped gates in the middle of Times Square….and people are trying to fit themselves in them…..holy shit…..
The Enigma of Times Square Fault.
guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*